Sorry about not posting until now, but I didn’t feel like updating for a few days. I’ll try to put up something faster next week, it’s just… last Sunday’s episode was so… depressing.
The only part I liked was when Robert Irvine came in at three in the morning and woke everyone up by banging a pot, like he did in the episode (sorry, I don’t remember the name of that episode where Robert made the fraternity brothers cook a meal for the college faculty, but it was funny how he banged the pot to wake them up).
Yes, Robert was today’s guest judge and challenge host, so I knew he was going to give them a “Dinner: Impossible” challenge. But the first challenge was pretty surprising:
Challenge #1: Trivia Race – Go to three speciality shops(a butchet, a baker, and a cheese-maker) and answer a trivia question. Get it right, you get to choose one of three of their product for the main challenge. Get it wrong, and someone has to do food prep.
The nine survivors were split into three equal-member teams:
Blue Team: Lisa, Nipa, and Shane
Green Team: Kelsey, Jeffery, and Kevin
Grey Team: Aaron, Jenny, and Adam
I’m not going to explain everything that happen, but here is some advice to a group that bunks together, if you decide to do something like this:
To the players: Don’t dilly-dally like Nipa did, or else you will be way behind and find it almost impossible to get into the lead. Also, make sure you get your team-mate’s opinion before you answer the question because they might have some insight which could save your bacon – no pun intended.
To the people who host the challenge: Don’t try to confuse your players. Make sure they have an idea of how smart they are in the culinary department.
Needless to say, this is the first time I actually saw real live(or un-alive) headcheese. I asked my dad over dinner about it, and he chuckled when I said he would have recognized that gray ugly slab at once. <_<
Anyways, Team Grey got to the main challenge first while Team Green lagged in last place. Each of the teams ended up with the following foodstuffs:
Team Blue: Day-old Baguettes, Danish Bleu Cheese, and Lamb
Team Green: Raisin bread(I can’t pronounce the name of that bread!), Buffalo Mozarella, and Duck Breast
Team Grey: Brioche(sweet bread), Ricotta, & Beef
Main Challenge: Using the three ingredients you have gotten from the first challenge, create three dishes for a train-side brunch for thirty people and the judges in a certain amount of time.
Again, time management and poor plate distribution killed Kelsey’s team, as they were unable to put an even amount of food on each plate, and the judges got less food than the others.
Adam had the bright(read, as brilliant as Captain Qwark) idea to make sunny-side up eggs, which got him a lot of flak from Aaron. Adam tried as hard as he could to make it work, but it failed and the eggs got undercooked to the point of “did you just crack this egg on the bread and serve it salmonella-style?”
Finally, Nipa’s dish was far too spicy for human consumption.
Now for some afterthoughts:
- Nipa didn’t walk out as I had thought. She just cracked under the pressure of the judges and ran off to lick her wounds. I’m reminded of myself in a way – unable to handle harsh critics, one runs away and hides, wondering if they did the smart thing by entering this stupid contest. Unfortunately, she came to her senses and threw herself on the judges’ feet, begging for forgiveness. Unfortunately for her, a lot of people outside the contest griped and groaned about that behavior. It makes sense: If I had done something like that in front of a group of harsh judges, I probably would have cut my losses and dropped out instead of begging to stay. 😦
- Kevin, Mr. Love-Food Doctor, was the second unlucky loser who got axed. Call me a prudish old-fashioned unromantic if you want, but I really don’t think you should be making out in the kitchen. Sorry, Kevin, but if you wanted to get guys and girls to cook together while stealing kisses from each other, you REALLY should have shown that you wanted to do this. I agree with Bob Tuschman, Kevin looked more like the typical man who girls don’t like; instead of making a sexy romantic meal for a girl and flirting, he would rather be parked on his couch playing Halo 3 online with his gaming buddies. I could probably do a better “Romance in the Kitchen” TV show better than you, and all I know about romance is from fanfiction and video games! Moral of the story: You may talk the talk, but you have to walk the walk. Nobody will miss Kevin’s CPOV.
- Finally, Lisa redeemed herself by making a killer French Toast from the stale baguettes. She clearly did her Good Eats homework, and knew that stale bread makes a tastier French Bread than fresh bread(which explains why Jenny’s French Bread was panned, making French Bread from brioche is a bad idea); she also cleaned up her presentation and cut her CPOV to something that the layman can nibble on and like.
- Wait, this is the final part: If I were Aaron, I would have done the same entrance and then pointed out Adam’s “scheme” to make him look bad. Adam, you jerkwad – first raw eggs and now doing a politically-incorrect skit; that’s going to hurt you. 😦
All in all, I have to say that Lisa’s pulled herself out of the dangerous territory of immediate elimination, Nipa’s now teetering on the edge of getting sent home, Adam in a jerkwad(and I thought he could be Alton’s successor!), Aaron rocks, Kelsey could be Rachael Ray’s successor, and the two Js(Jenny and Jeffery) are fading into the background(which is bad news, remember Patrick and Vivien from the last season?). As for Shane? Well, he’s still having trouble getting his food cooked properly, but if he gets his act together, he could be in all the way. 🙂
Who Got Eliminated: Kevin
Predictions for next week:
- Well, I don’t have any, but I know Nipa’s going to probably be eliminated soon, due to her outburst. She got put on warning from Bob, which is never a good thing. I think he didn’t like how Nipa was acting like Amy did last season.
- I predict someone is going to be weeping in their hands. geez, people, stop crying all the time; the judges are not going to be bribed by sympathy acts.
NEXT WEEK: Martha Stewart, the Divine Goddess of Home Living, appears to take part in a challenge!