Yeah, I’m back in the Solana Galaxy – shoot me with your worst! (Ratchet and Clank)

I had thought I had gotten over the craziness of that Lombax and his little robot friend when I got bored of “Up Your Arsenal.” The third game wasn’t as exciting… until Volcano Style played through the old Ratchet and Clank and I decided to buy the series again. My first purchase was a PSP game called “Ratchet and Clank: Size Matters.”

Apart from the hilariously bad sexuality inneundo used in the title – for those of you who are curious as to what “size matters” means, go watch those stupid “male enhancement” commercials that pop up on TV – and several horrible glitches(one of them which made it impossible to advance to the next planet), the game was pretty good. I’ll probably be uploading videos of it to Youtube when I get the PS2 port of that game.

Anyways, I then repurchased the original games(including a bugged version of Going Commando which has sound problems on one cutscene and repeats another later on) and went through them all, including the dreaded Up Your Arsenal… which I found better than the last two games because there were no FREAKING RACES YOU HAD TO GO THROUGH! (Size Matters has another set of races which require a lot of practice to complete them all – jerkwads!) Oh, and the Plasma Whip is freaking awesome, but then, I did watch the latest Indiana Jones movie.

So, I plan on pre-ordering the newest PSP R&C game, Secret Agent Clank, which focuses on the robotic Clank as he plays out his super secret agent role to clear his Lombax buddy’s name and bail him from jail. I am going to preorder because I get a free Clank figurine to display on my computer. ^_^